A Tale of Gluttony and Murder
Way to Go!
My passion is the custard cream.
And jammy rollie pollie.
Doughnuts, a recurring dreeeeem!
Oh My! And Holy Mollie!
Cracking paving where I walk,
They?ve erected warning signs,
And banned me from the railway ?
Last ride I bent their lines.
The SWAT boys are out there,
They?re ready to unhinge
My appetite for muffins.
Just time for one last binge.
My shirt is getting tighter,
The buttons going, ?Pops!?
They fly right out the window,
Killing their chief of cops.
Now I hear my sentence
As the judges scream:
It?s the lethal jab for you,
A massive custard cream!
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