A Truck driver walks into a bar and sits himself down by the bar table and orders a pint of beer.
He notices a smartly dressed man seated next to him - who is also drinking a beer.
The Man glances across to the Trucker, and remarks - " as you know - this bar is situated on the 30th storey of this building - see that window over there ? "
Trucker looks at the window and then at the man and replies - " yes ? what about it ??"
The Man says - " I bet you £10 i can jump out of that window, and a giant air vent below will blow me back upwards and back into this very window - all in under 5 seconds ! "
hahaha yeah alright go on then , if you're so sure make it £100 mate, the trucker says.
So, calmly the man gets up straightens his shirt collar and tie and briskly walks over to the window and casually - the truck drivers shock - leans foward and falls out of the window.
within seconds the man comes flying back upwards and back through the window he fell out of - much to the surprise of the trucker.
trucker - " wtf ?? nah thats b/s - do it again, go on do it again.... "
man says - " watch again - just so you know its no hoax "
so, the same again - casualy leans foward and falls out of the window.
as before within seconds - he re-appears back through the window he lept out of.
" this is fecking insane - "
The man replies : " nah - its simple really, as i said - see that vent down there ? it emits powerful bursts of heated air - that when ejected, will send you flying back upwards literaly - why dont you have a go ?? "
The trucker , feeling brave and curious rolls up his dirty shirt sleaves rubs his hands and takes a leap out of the window -- SPLAT.
He lands head first on the pave and dies.
The Man turns around and walks back over to the bar.
" I'll have the same again please - Pint of Amstel "
The Bartender lets out a long sigh and says " You know....some days you can be a real pr1ck Superman...."
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